Sunday, May 13, 2012

Moving, updates, rant, etc.


Some of My little shits have been wondering why I haven’t been on My regular schedule as far as Me being online goes. Well, first and foremost – My life, obviously, is more important than yours and you are simply lucky to be able to talk to Me.
That aside, I am actually going through a move right now. I decided I was sick of the cold Oregon weather so am moving right next to a cute little beach in California. I’m probably going to be consumed with a lot of moving stuff (mostly decision-making and telling people what to do…). And tomorrow I am probably going back up to My old house, emptying, getting rid of stuff, telling men where to put My things on the u-haul (notice how I said men. Yes, I’m getting men to do it for Me – not slaves. Bet you’d kill for that privilege though, wouldn’t you?).
Here is a link to My wishlist. Obviously, I want everything on it – so sending ME some housewarming presents (or clothes/shoes, etc) wouldn’t be a bad idea.
On another note, I just want to rub in your faces – I’m moving into an amazing house in California, right by the beach while you little fucks are stuck working your dead-end jobs, working, possibly being smothered in marriages you hate, answering to annoying assholes all day long, drooling in front of your computer screens while stuck in dark depressing rooms, searching for more…. Worshipping ME all day long, working your asses off so that you can pay Me (although you will never be able to work hard enough, part of your life struggle I’m sure), your life spewing with problems and pent-up issues that may never be addressed… That’s just the tip of the iceberg. you are trapped in a prison that you created for yourself, trapping yourselves further in one that I create for you. That’s just a tiny glimpse.
And as for Me? There is one thing that has been consistent My entire life – one desire which has never left Me: freedom. Complete and utter freedom. While you seek to be controlled, restricted, your freedom either given away or forcefully taken, I revel in My freedom and exercise it to the fullest extent. I can live anywhere I choose. I don’t have to work, and never will. If I so choose, I can just lay in bed all day… Although I am not a lazy Princess so that’s usually not My first choice. I can drive or fly or run anywhere I wish. Anything I want will be given to Me freely (by… you!), and above all else – I have found a happiness in life. My happiness is much greater than yours will ever be, because no matter what you will always be a slave. you will always be at the bottom, never to advance any further in life than that.
Well, I’m getting ahead of Myself here and off on rants! The whole point of this blog post was to tell you that for the next week or so My presence online will be limited… and not to freak the fuck out (ahem, like some of you do…). So instead of whimpering about how I’m not around as much as *you* would like (selfish little fucks, I swear, the next one of you that complains is going to get HELL from Me), put that energy into creating or doing something that will put a smile on My face. This can come in the form of many ways… For instance, buy Me a housewarming present, write Me a housewarming poem, do something creative and different to show Me that you are happy for the changes that are happening in My life.
Also, moving costs are high. Obviously, I can afford it and have slaves that have been paying for a lot of the costs. But where I’m moving is not expensive in the least. Rent is $1,200/month, I’m going to be renting a u-haul, there are deposits, pet deposits, utilities, etc. So, that is also something that you can do to make MY life easier (which is all that matters, isn’t that right?).
Remember: it is always about the sacrifice.
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