Tributes, Teamviewer and tard

First off - Deep Thought is just about done!! Super excited :)

I actually only need one more thing which is cheap as hell: Rosewill 300Mbps 802.11 b/g/n Wireless Adapter (RNX-N250PCe). It will allow Me to get on the internet via the computer, so I expect it to be bought by the end of today. If not, then all of My slaves are a bunch of collective failures. Go check out My Deep Thought wishlist: http://amzn.com/w/1EKCX6Q1T7SQ8

Obviously there are more things I want to make it even MORE of a super computer. Like, I want two more harddrives in addition to the solid state, a second graphics card and a few other things. I'm going to keep pimping it out. My computer can kick your computers ass! Haha.

Today lightning speed internet is getting installed. I called around all the different companies until I could find the absolute fastest internet possible. Sick of lag, programs crashing, etc. Gettin' that shit fixed. So - next after the computer, I'm going to be pimping out My studio. More on that to come.

My slave denied has definitely had a lot of fun building the computer. Let's see.... I did a quick calculation adding up all the items he's purchased from the computer list, and it comes to $1,932.31 (not including tax). Hehehe, very good. And he managed to send oodles of cash last month, and some this month as well. And write a new blog post (and some clip reviews) on his blog, here: http://deniedforgoddesschloe.wordpress.com/

And sissy kelly. Well. There's that. Lol. It came up with 50 reason why it is a loser (all by itself). And it went shopping for Me. Bought a few things for the computer, a few this and thats... and a freaking adorable skirt I'm really excited to wear. Go laugh at how pathetic this creep is by reading its blog here: http://sissyslutkelly.livejournal.com/

If you follow Me on Twitter, you may have caught some of My exciting tribute tweets. Yeah,  I made BANK the other day draining losers on niteflirt. Hahahahaha. That was fun as hell. I'll let this screen shot speak for Me for a moment.

The majority of that was all from the same desperate creep, who after apparently hitting his bank limit deleted its niteflirt account. Ha. Buyers remorse? Too bad, I don't do refunds. Haha, he kept sending Me emails begging Me to completely ruin him - and I kept responding in pay-to-view mails. First I was only charging him like $10-$20 per PTV, but then since he kept begging so hard I figured I'd increase that to $100, $200, and then $400. All of which he paid, until he said that he only had $77 left, and asked if I would please take it. And then I did, haha. 

Earlier that day I was actually awoken by a strange kid. A 23 year old straight edge hardcore kid who is a sub, kind of. It wanted teamviewer. It wanted level 9. Hahahaha. So, after it had called My Niteflirt line a few times and paid per minute to ask Me dumb questions that are available all over My website, I told him to send the $100 session fee.

If you look in the search bar, you may notice there are strange symbols instead of http://google.com/WHEREMYPORN?!?! Lol, that's because I changed the keyboard settings, among many other things. 

I took control of admin account, changed passwords, adjusted time restrictions, decided he was only allowed to go on My websites (and only during certain hours). I decided his bedtime was 9 PM, and hmm... lots of other things. Dumb kid even got some cam in. I lol'd so fucking hard when I saw it had "blood in my veins" tattood on its chest. 

It was funny, when it first called My ignore line (and I was nice enough to talk back to it), somehow we got on the subject of punk rock. It said it liked black flag, I said I did too and had hung out with members of black flag. It said it liked hardcore and I immediately pinned it for a hardcore straight edge dumb fuck - right on the nail. I think he actually fell in love with Me when he saw Me put on My Descendents record. 

Get this - the creepy kid liked small penis humiliation, right? So, naturally I decided to start humiliating him. Dumb kid stops and says, "wait but, okay... so like., it's not that small. i mean it's not like giganto cock or anything, but it's a pretty good size, i don't know why i like being humiliated for having a small penis when i don't."

I googled "giganto" and pulled this up:

So your cock is nothing like this guy?

Then the kid, all embarrassed like it's in high school talking to the girl he likes for the first time says, "so like, do you find me attractive?"

I laughed, and then paused. I decided to first build him up a little bit. It seemed that he had begun to fantasize about the two of us sitting on the living room floor, playing Descendents and Black Flag albums all night and laughing while staring into each others eyes all lovey-dovey and giving cheesy compliments to each other cited from 80's high school teen movies. 

Then I crushed those dreams, and left him to wander the empty void of his boring, empty computer (without even the ability to play solitaire). It was around this time I started draining the aforementioned niteflirt loser, so I ignored him. Every 5-10 minutes he'd call My ignore line and sit there trying to get Me to talk to him. Haha. Sad. I'm sure it will come back, crying, missing Me. Wanting more. They always do.

So, if you've been following Me for more than a year or two, you may have heard of the slave tard who served Me way back and was My first teamviewer/chastity slave.

Lol, well tard is back. And obsessed. Apparently I was the last domme he served and My picture is still his background on his desktop.

There's one story that comes to mind when I think of tard, and I've been wanting to write about it for a while but keep forgetting.

One night, tard was in Las Vegas. On a business trip. In a room with his co-worker. I was talking to him on the phone. Actually he was on speaker with Me, My boyfriend at the time, and Mistress Molly. We all liked to fuck with tard together regularly. tard was easy to fuck with.

"tard, I want a money pack - now," I said.
"oh Princess," says the lowly tard, "I don't know where to get one. I'm in the middle of Las Vegas off the strip."
"Yeah, and there's a bunch of places to get a money pack - google it," I said. But then before it had the chance I opened up a browser on it's computer via teamviewer and googled it for him. Tard was slow, and sometimes just doing shit for him was the quickest way to get what I wanted.

We found some store that was open and had them. 

"Okay, but I'll have to take a cab. I'll also have to call you back as I'm on the 27th floor and I don't get cell phone reception in the elevator," tard said.
"No," I replied, "you're going to stay on the phone and take the stairs."
"The stairs?!" Tard exclaimed, shocked, "but Princess, it's 27 floors and I'm not in good shape!"
"Well then we'll get your ass into shape - take the stairs, and run down them. If you fall at least you'll fall in the right direction."

So fumbly bumbly tard made its way towards the treacherous staircase. 

At one point tard says into the phone, "Princess, I don't know where I am."
(A bit of backstory about the name I'm about to use - tard had a history of serving a domme and then going into hiding. I think it was My ex who at one point when talking about this deemed him 'tardsama,' or 'tardsama bin laden who goes deep into hiding.')

"Oh?" I asked, "you don't know where you are?"
"No, no idea, Princess."
"Yell at the top of your lungs 'my name is tardsama bin laden and I don't know where I am."
"Um, what?" he asked.
"Just do it."

At first he just sort of said the words lightly into the phone. That wasn't good enough so I told him to do it louder. Each time, I told him louder. Louder. Louder!

Until....

"MY NAME IS TARDSAMA BIN LADEN AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM," at the top of his shrill tardy creepy lungs.
Then a frantic whisper: "Princess, I hear someone. I think they're coming for me. Oh fuck!"

We heard frantic tumbling, and the slamming of doors, some random echoes, and then, "okay, I'm in the lobby."

Tard had made it safely onto the ground floor.

Next, tard had to navigate the confusion of the taxi line. 

"Wait," I said, "get on your knees and beg to give Me money."
"But Princess, people are all around Me," he said. 
I could hear them. I could hear people bustling about.
"Get on your knees and beg."
"Okay," he said, "Please Princess, please please please allow me to go get you money. Please!"
"Beg harder."
"PLEASE, i want nothing more than to give you money, PLEASE! PLEASE PRINCESS, PLEASE!"
I laughed.
"People are giving me funny looks, Princess," he said. 
"Okay," I replied, "you can get in a taxi - but first you must say, 'please magical fairy man, i am tardsama - take me to the great store where i can get money to give to my amazing princess."
"What?"
"Repeat it back to me."

It took tard a couple of tries to get it right, but he did. I heard him say it to the taxi driver. 

Tard made it safely to and from the store. I think he picked up $400 on a money pack. 

The funny thing, was that on his way back he remembered that he had left his computer on, and his co-worker could probably see all the perverted shit on it. And the fact that he was a slave under teamviewer control. Dumbass.

Travels and Tributes

Big things happening in My fabulous life! I am very excited about the vacation that I am planning!

I will be going to Las Vegas with My boyfriend for several days. We're still undecided about whether or not we want to drive or fly. I'm leaning towards road tripping it, as I love road trips (when I was a teenager I once drove from California to New York on a whim - it was a total blast). Flying is cool too, and quicker. I also might want to stop back in Joshua Tree as I love it there, so beautiful - and visit a friend or two on the way.

Normally I want Marriot Gift Cards from My wishlist, but since it is such short notice and those need to be shipped, I want these. Those are Travelocity E-Giftcards which can be delivered via email instantly. Also, car rental is $400 - let Me know if you're interested in paying for it.

Also, I plan on going out a lot and having a blast - so make sure to buy cute outfits within the next week. Also, you can pick up gift cards for other travel expenses/luggage, etc. while you're on My wishlist.

If you want to just send cash to cover travel expenses, you can do so on My Niteflirt page (I have Niteflirt set so it deposits into My bank account daily, so I will receive your tribute in time for My vacation). All in all, I expect to stay in a five star hotel, eat in the finest restaurants, and have a total blast.

I've been very busy already this new year - mostly draining slaves of their cash.

My slave denied spent a good chunk of change recently. I'm going to say around a thousand dollars on new years eve, and he also put another 1,000+ into My kinkbomb throughout December - probably more. And he dropped around $1,000 on computer parts for Deep Thought (which still has more parts that need to be purchased!).

Oh, and denied is definitely not allowed to orgasm today.

sissy kelly also did some damage to its wallet. I'm not sure how much, that sissy freak is always so inadequate I swear. I mean look at this:

Yeah, not much can be said. Well, a lot could potentially said. My word association for this is: creepy, freak, weirdo, tool, pain slut, slut, whore, retarded, look at that fucked up look on its face, and - not letting that creep out of chastity.

So, there's that. Gross. Honestly though - normal people don't beat themselves with shoes while locked in a chastity cage and then make a .gif to be posted on the internet. I wonder what your friends would say if they saw you now, Arno.

Since 2013 began, I've done 3 Teamviewer sessions which has pulled in some nice cash for Me (sessions are a MINIMUM of $100). What's even funnier to Me, is that this one guy who has been pining over Me for fucking MONTHS (totally hopelessly addicted cash slave who has constant battles with guilt) paid Me an additional $100 just so I would keep chatting with it during My session, right after sending another $100. This one is weird because it keeps trying to chat with Me on a "we should be friends" kind of level, but then turns around and talks about how he's basically fucking obsessed with Me and everything about Me. I think it wanted Me to help "cure" it of its addiction to giving hot women money - fuck that. Listen up (because I know you're reading this) - I'm going to exploit you, use you, train you, and completely reprogram that bizarre brain of yours. Manipulation tactics do not work on Me. I don't care if you're an attorney - I can see right through that facade. If you were as good as manipulation as you think you are, you wouldn't be living in your parents basement, you would be making more money, and you wouldn't be a virgin at what? 40? How pathetic is that? I guess hookers won't even go for a creepy low-life like you (and I wouldn't even wish that on them in the first place... but I don't know - sissy kelly has pretty low standards, maybe I'll set you guys up).

All in all, made about $1,000 today, $800 or so yesterday, and the day before that it was over $1,000 too. Yeah, I'll sum it up with this video:

Princess Chloe's Updates

If you follow Me on twitter then you are aware that My laptop got completely fucked yesterday. It's time for a new one! I'm currently collecting Amazon Gift cards. Thus far I've received $500 since last night. Not enough, but the fact that most of them came from various subs and admirers whom I've never spoken to has Me immensely happy. Coming through for Me in times like this is expected from those who serve Me - for those who do not, it's definitely a great foot in the right direction if serving Me is something you wish to do.

Also, upon receiving My new laptop I will be posting a new YouTube video!

If by Friday I haven't received enough gift cards, I'll go ahead and just buy the laptop. I know that won't happen though. It's not like I don't have enough money for one, hahahaha. It's simply the principle. If I ever need something, it should be paid for  IN FULL by losers.

I have a few other announcements to make....

I've been signing up and researching various cam sites, trying to find the one that fits all of My needs. Once I've decided on one, I will post the link along with My updated cam schedule.

In other news, the Ebanned auctions have been going along quite well. I've two up and each of them have more bids than any other single item on the site right now! That's because I'm fucking incredible, and everything I touch turns to gold - including these gold sneakers of Mine up for auction!

Also, if you are the winner of the blue gym sock auction, you will also receive these as well:

Wow loser, isn't that exciting? Haha! Anyway, if you're bidding or able to, I expect a lot of money for these little gems.

I think I've mentioned this before, but if you're in the United States, My absolute favorite form of tribute is Venmo! It's fast, easy, and free! Send Venmo tributes here.

What else? I've been having some great conversations with Miss Akara Fang. She's great and we get along well! We both live in California and have even been discussing the possibility of meeting up at some point and how fucking crazy you freaks would get if we teamed up for sessions and clips!

Also, big things are in the works for sissy bitch kelly. I'm getting ready to lock that bitches disgusting little "clitty" in chastity, haha. We've been talking about it for a while, and it's all finally coming together. The prospect of Me locking it up is incredibly exciting to Me.

And for all you cuckolds out there, here's the first pics of Me and My man!!!!!!
::drumroll::

Haha, you losers have been begging Me ALL FUCKING NIGHT FOR THESE!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Yes, he totally loves that I'm a domme and thinks I'm absolutely brilliant. We've been together for a little over four months now, but we've known each other since highschool. I met him when I was a freshman and he was a senior.We have all of the same friends now, he's even good friends with Miss Elle and her husband as well as Mistress Molly. I love that I've gotten a bunch of My friends into humiliating losers with Me. It's so much fun!

If you're interested in serving Me and My man you can shop on his wishlist, buy Me sexy lingirie that you will never get to see Me wear (that's for him, not you! lol), and send money packs/venmo tributes for our dates... you can also contact Me for info on sessions with us and serving both of us.

- Princess Chloe

Levels of Teamviewer Control 1-10

Many readers may already be familiar with the fact that I highly enjoy Teamviewer domination. It’s a subject I’ve experimented with and written extensively about. Teamviewer offers on of the ultimate forms of online domination due to the fact that it enables someone to have complete control over your computer.

Many times a sub will approach Me wanting a Teamviewer session while having extremely limited knowledge on what can actually be done using this fabulous program.

Often when  ask their desired level of control they will simply answer, “10,” being the highest. I’ve come to interpret this as, “cool – I’m doing whatever the fuck I want, sucks you didn’t educate yourself dumbass.”

However, I have decided to create this definitive guide (pertaining to Me – other Dommes may choose to use these guidelines as well if they desire – but give credit where credit is due) detailing each level of Teamviewer Control.

 

Teamviewer Control Levels 1-10

Level 1: This level is perfect for those who simply like to know a Domme is watching them. No changes or any interaction with the subs computer would be made. Also good if you just want to show things to Me, or are doing an assignment where I can check in at random to ensure you are following through.

Level 2: No changes would be made to the computer. I would have the ability to browse files and snoop around, but not delete or transfer any files.

Level 3: Ability to browse files and transfer them to My computer. No deletion or changes would be made to the computer.

Level 4: Ability to browse files, transfer files, and make personalization changes such as desktop background, color schemes, etc. No irreversible changes will be made.

Level 5: Ability to browse and transfer files, make personalization changes (setting preferences/appearance), browse internet history, edit homepage and bookmarks. No loss of information or major damages to the computer will be made.

 

Level 6: Ability to browse, delete and transfer files, make personalization changes, browse internet history, edit homepage/bookmarks, delete email/messenger contacts, delete any data desired, along with the ability to disable remote input.

Level 7: Ability to browse, delete and transfer files, make personalization changes, browse internet history, edit homepage/bookmarks, delete email/messenger contacts, delete any data desired, along with the ability to disable remote input, enable blackscreen and change Teamviewer settings.

Level 8: Ability to browse, delete and transfer files, make personalization changes, browse internet history, edit homepage/bookmarks, delete email/messenger contacts, delete any data desired, along with the ability to disable remote input, enable blackscreen, change Teamviewer settings and make changes to administrator account/sub accounts while still allowing access to administrator account.

Level 9: Ability to browse, delete and transfer files, make personalization changes, browse internet history, edit homepage/bookmarks, delete email/messenger contacts, delete any data desired, along with the ability to disable remote input, enable blackscreen, change Teamviewer settings and disable access (claim ownership) of Administrator account while enabling a restricted guest or user account for sub to use.

Level 10: Ability to browse, delete and transfer or make changes to files, make personalization changes, browse internet history, edit homepage/bookmarks, delete email/messenger contacts, delete any data desired, along with the ability to disable remote input, enable blackscreen, change Teamviewer settings and disable access (claim ownership) of Administrator account while enabling a restricted guest or user account for sub to use. This enables Me to determine what hours and days the sub will be able to login to the computer (however whether or not you have access, if the computer is on, I will be able to access it/make changes). Also grants ability to regulate internet preferences including but not limited to: when the sub is able to access the internet, what websites the sub can or cannot view. Ability to install/remove programs (including keyloggers and other programs such as payment enforcer), sometimes enabling access to any/all internet passwords.

There are many more things that can be done on Teamviewer – this is by no means a definitive guide. For instance, a popular Teamviewer activity is where I add things to a shopping cart and the sub would check out when I tell it to. In cases where lack of consent is illegal or questionable, you will have to inquire for additional information so that I am able to judge My personal comfort level on a situation to situation basis. There are many other scenarios and fun things that can be done during a Teamviewer session that in no way damage/harm your computer. Use your imagination. I know damn well I’m good at using Mine.

Additional Teamviewer Features that can be added to any level of control:

- Chat (always free with every session)

- Voice

- Cam

- Cam + Voice

As far as how much I charge for each level of control, I am in the process of pricing out each level and working on pricing for additional features as well. The minimum I will accept for anything Level 7 and up is $100.