Living the fabulous life, losers!

If you follow Me on twitter there are two things you might have seen yesterday. Firstly, I bought a car. Probably using your money, if you're one of the many hopelessly addicted slaves who worship Me. It's a sexy car. I love it :) Hahahaha. I'm not going to post what kind of car it is because I don't like posting personal information about Myself where all the creep-o's of the internet would be able to identify Me in public. However, that means that I'm not going to be renting a car during My trip (Jan 16th-20th), so I no longer am wanting one of you to pick up the tab for it. And that's also crossed off of the things I want during the new year! Hehehe.

I had a BLAST going on a mini road trip the past two days! I did a bunch of shopping, and on one occasion the store I was at had to do two transactions because their computers were unable to process a transaction that large. I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to, haha. Some of you may know, I absolutely adore a lot of Japanese fashion/art/decor etc. It was at this shop I've been wanting to check out for a while now, and I loaded up on lots of adorable things for My house!

I was in Japan Town in San Francisco - had a blast munching on dango, dashing into pika pika booths with My boyfriend, loading up on all kinds of goodies, etc. I was walking through Daiso when I saw these:

Yes, those are inflatable boobs. Actually, My boyfriend spotted them sitting next to greeting cards and whatnot. We both started cracking up, and I added it to the collection of other various things I was going to be purchasing. Later on, it dawned on Me that this is just the type of thing a sissy bitch pines over. Hahahahaha. I immediately thought of sissy kelly. Always wanting to be feminine, never good enough, always sub-par. Never adequate. But just think - with these, sissy bitch could be extra 

pathetic, and these could add even more lol's in My life (and believe Me, it's already chock full of those). But does sissy bitch deserve them? Hm... That's another question entirely. It did buy Me a new computer part today, but it's not nearly good enough. In fact, I'm not very impressed, other than the fact that I hadn't ordered it to shop for Me. I always enjoy it when My slaves surprise Me with shopping sprees. So, I'm going to think about what sissy bitch must do to earn the inflatable boobs... and since the pink converse are on the way, I've decided that sissy kelly is going to begin working towards owning these:

Those are the hi-top converse that sissy kelly bought Me over a year ago.  That was taken after I first got them - they are not nearly as clean now, and have a years worth of use. Basically, I want a *new* pair of the same shoes, because I like them a lot. However, just buying a new pair of shoes is *not* going to earn you these, so I'll be thinking of just how hard you're going to have to work for them.

In other news, both denied and sissy kelly have not been permitted orgasms so far this year. 

denied has been incredibly lucky lately. I've taken to sending him a daily photo to either deny or allow him. Thus far he's only been denied. However, I might consider allowing him some release soon. He was very good in the month of December, but let's see how much he impresses Me over the next week, hahaha.

Oh, and look what I got in the mail:

Also, I made a bunch of new buttons on Niteflirt for you to click on!